
"Artie, help!"
"You git! Can't you see I'm busy here?"
"Artie, It's [Name]! Her pier-cings! They're.."
"Did she get one on her lip this time? Fancy seeing that as un-"
"Good morning, Alfred!" you said. Your [Eyecolor] eyes looked at Arthur, "Good morning! You are?". Alfred looked at Arthur, "See?" he said silently.
"Ar-thur." Arthur said as both of them were at a loss of words. Your [Hair Color] hair neatly hung down, revealing your two ears gone of their piercings, let alone for a pair of [Favorite Color] flower earnings. Not only that, your uniform's ribbon was tied neatly over your newly pressed jacket. What is even more surprising is the fact that you were wearing an actual skirt! Alfred already expected a meteor or Godzilla, even both to come when he noticed your skirt's hem was above your knees.
"Alfred, here." you said handing him a small container. "I accidently made a little too much for myself. I was wondering if you'd like some, though.." you said, your cheeks wearing a reddish tint.
"Alfred what in bloody blazes happened?!" Arthur said silently with a small glance at Alfred. Alfred just glanced at your head to answer Arthur's question. Arthur looked at your head covered with a bandage at the side, "That sums it up." he thought.
You looked at the clock, "Sorry, I have to go now!". You sat up, "I need to finish something with [Friend Name] and Akira.". "Bye then!" you ran off.
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"So it's better if you cook the beef on one side?"
"Hai. If you do then..."
It wasn't even past fifteen minutes, yet Alfred was bored. If it was the old [Name], they'd be talking about comics and videogames. Now, you were talking to Kiku Honda about cooking and this magazine called "Betsuma". He admitted he missed [Name]. Not the current one, but the one that would beat the crap out of him every now and then. The one that went along with his game of Batman and Robin. Maybe if "Batman" hadn't played "Batman" maybe "Robin" wouldn't have gotten hit by a bat by "Joker" if "Batman"... That's it!
"Hey Kiku, could you distract [Name] later? I need to swing her in the head with a bat!"
"Why, Arfred-kun? Don't you like [Name]-kun? I thought you'd be happy if she turned into a.."
The bell rang. "You know what to do, Kiku! Don't let me down, okay?" Alfred said, before returning to his seat at the opposite end of the classroom. Kiku sighed, "Arfred-kun, can't you see [Name] likes you?"
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Everything's in place. Alfred positioned himself with his baseball bat on his shoulder, ready to swing like the Scout. Surprisingly, Kiku obliged to do his part, hoping you and Alfred could trigger an "event". "Hey Kiku, what did you call me here for?" you asked, walking with Kiku through the field. It was only seconds before disaster.
"Ah [Name], there's this guy who looks like Sanada Ryu playing baseball."
"Really? Maybe we might find Yoshida Chizu-"
You fell to the ground as Alfred hit your bandage clean off. Alfred looked at Kiku with his bat resting on his shoulders, "Look Ki-". "Idiot" you stood up wiping the dirt from your sleeves, Alfred and Kiku looked at you. "[Name] you're back to normal! Let's celebrate at Mc-"
"FALCON PUNCH!"
"Arfred!" Kiku said, as Alfred fell to the ground. You glared at him, then ran off. "Did this really have to happen? Why the bad ending?" Kiku thought.
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"Hey Alfred, what kind of girl do you like?"
"I guess a damsel 'cause I'm the hero! Why's that, [Name]?"
"Ah, nothing. Just wondering."
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You ran inside your house and into your room. You put on your PE pants and a [Favorite Color] shirt. You didn't care about your hair anymore and left it messy and tangled from past events.
You needed something to vent your on. You looked around finding the mochi plush Alfred gave you on your birthday that resembled him. You grabbed it in the middle, already tearing it.
"Even if you're tough on the outside, you're cute on the inside, [Name]!"
You stopped ripping it and dropped down to the floor, leaning on your cabinet. You began to hug the mochi. "Idiot," you rubbed your eyes, feeling wet tear drops. "I tried being cute on the outside, but you didn't like that side of me."
"No matter how hard I try, do you really not like me?"
I LOVE YOU